I am going to post some jokes which I found quite interesting from a book I found. Enjoy! :)
Joke 1:
Mum: Why have you been sent home early from school? Kid: I set fire to something during Home Econs class Mum: Be more careful next time. What was it? Kid: The school.
Joke 2:
Kid: Teacher, can you e-mail my result slips to my parents instead giving to them personally? Teacher: But I thought your parents don't have a computer. Kid: Exactly!
Joke 3:
Pupil: Teacher, I need to see the nurse right now. I only have 60 more seconds to live! Teacher: Just wait a minute, please.
Joke 4:
Pupil: I need to see the nurse, I think I have turned invisible. Teacher: I'm sorry, but I don't think that she would be able to see you right now.
Joke 5:
Teacher: Hey, you two boys! Stop fighting at once! You should learn to give and take. 1 of the boys: We did. He took my sandwich and I gave him a slap on his face.
